Monday, April 23, 2007

BREAKING NEWS


HIS VAG ER...SHOULDER STILL HURTS!

Chicago Cubs "employee" Mark Prior is having exploratory shoulder surgery.

Which means he will never pitch again in his life.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think this is best for all parties involved!

2006 World Series Champion said...

Here's a Serious Sports News Network exclusive on the Mark Prior surgery
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Education Esquire said...

It doesn't get anymore serious than the reality of him not playing! It's unfortunate that he's had such a tumultuous career thus far, but it's like anything else in life, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen! I'm sure he'll make a great curator or something to that effect!